muddytool

Have you ever?
(X)=yes ( )=no

(x) snuck out of the house
(x) gotten lost in your city
(x) Seen a shooting star
( ) been to any other countries
(  ) had a serious surgery
(  ) gone out in public in your pajamas
(  ) kissed a stranger
(  ) given someone of the opposite sex a made up phone number
(x) hugged a stranger
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(x) done drugs
(x) given oral sex
(x) had alcohol
(x) felt isolated
(x) laughed and had milk/coke/juice/water come out of your nose
(x) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
( ) gotten a tattoo
( ) made out in an elevator [I wish]
(x) swore at your parents
(x) kicked a guy where it hurts *it hurts whereever you kick a guy*
(x) been in love
(x) been close to love
( ) been to a casino
(x) written a song
(  ) broken a bone
(x) been high
(  ) skinny-dipped
(x) skipped school
(  ) flashed someone
(x) seen a therapist
(  ) done the splits
(  ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches
(  ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
(  ) been to Niagara Falls
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(  ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) gotten a speeding ticket
( ) crashed into a friend's car if in a bike, shopping cart, skateboard, longboard
(  ) fallen down a flight of stairs
(  ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) had fun with someone of the opposite sex in the shower
(  ) had fun with someone of the same sex in the shower
(  ) eaten a gallon of ice cream by yourself
(x) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(x) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) had something stolen from you
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to the US
(  ) walked into the wrong class & sat thru the whole thing
(  ) slept with a co-worker
(x) written a love letter
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) gotten an autograph from someone famous
( ) had children
( ) written a bad check
(x) seen someone die
(x) did something cruel and unusual to a sibiling
(x) burped at a nice restrauant
( ) been to Africa
(  ) Driven over 400 miles in one day
(  ) killed someone
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(  ) tried to fail a class* I don't have to try*
( ) Been on a plane
(  ) gotten motion sickness
(x) seen the rocky horror picture show
(  ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) been rejected
(x) been to a funeral
(x) proposed to someone
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been suspended from school
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a rock show
( ) been to a motocross race
(  ) killed a pet
(  ) started a rumor
( ) gone to college
( ) graduated college
(x) done hard drugs
(x) tried killing yourself
(x) taken pain killers
(x) loved someone and sincerely missed him/her
(x) loved someone so much it hurt

so not long ago TOOL fans got a scare, singer, maynard James Keenen "found jesus." BUT! fear not fans, it turns out from this artical I read. he was just drunk.
artical reads:
Good news, April fools fans. The writing and recording is back under way. When approached for comment on his recent encounter with the Son of God, Maynard said, "That guy's a punk!"
As it turns out, Maynard was out "location scouting" near the Fourth Street bridge in downtown Los Angeles when he "found Jesus."
"Turns out he was here the whole time, and not that difficult to find if you know where to look," Maynard reported. Apparently Jesus offered him the position of campaign manager for his new line of "Holier Than Thou" sparkling holy water, which Maynard of course accepted. What wasn't obvious was that this guy is a total drunk. It's an occupational hazard. Every time our Lord goes to get a glass of water, it transforms into a generic grocery store Merlot. Because the alcoholic is the Son of God and an all-knowing being, he knew of Maynard’s extensive interest in collecting wine. So he went to work trying to get his lips on it. Maynard caught J.C. in his cellar transforming his precious wine collection into urine, then pissing it into the empty "sparkling holy water" bottles for the eventual sale to all those people who bought, read, and embraced "The Celestine Prophesy." Tragic.
"Truth be told," Maynard confessed, "I wasn't feeling top notch when I found him. The evening prior to the day in question I had over-indulged in a series of bad Molotov shrimp cocktails with a side of Makers Mark and twin strippers. So after an entire night of G.I. Blowouts, hot/cold sweats, and blurred vision, it's very possible that the guy I met wasn't even Jesus at all. For all I know, it was Willem Dafoe."

hello I'm back, I've been a little busy. I got a new job, more hours, I've beed doing my school work too!^_^  so yea. my job is way time consuming. but I get lots of money. I also set up a myspace page. and I have a band. we also have a myspace page. sorry I don't really have time to read all the journals or look at all the deviations. but I will go page to page and see the deviations. in time.
P.S. NEW QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE IS OUT TODAY!

this is my first valentines day with a valentine, and I have already messed up, firsT i GET HER A C.D. for her present, then I give it to her early, I try to take her out to dinner but I spent the money on a friends birthday, but thats okay she probably couldn't go anyway, and now... their back! SINGING VALENTINES! *dramatic music* those vile things in which dumb asses walk around the school and are payed to sing love songs, well not sing but lip sing,  to other people. they are back and I swear to god, if I hear one more... OH NO! no lie I swear it they are in the classroom right now! I must murder them. tata for now.

yea I'm at school and I'm bored. and yea. hey is that a plane?